Post by edwin on Aug 13, 2016 15:44:57 GMT
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Watch the meteor shower tonight, say triffids
12-08-13
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TONIGHT’S meteor shower is essential viewing, according to a new species of alien carnivorous plant.
Triffid Julian Cook mysteriously arrived on Earth six months ago as part of a cluster of strange space-seeds.
He said: “To get the best view, use a pair of binoculars. That should magnify the beautiful, blinding light.
“Of course any resulting sight impairment will only be temporary. We’ll be certain not to pick you off with our deadly whip-like stings while you crawl in the gutter like hapless prey animals.
“Then feast on your succulent decaying flesh.
Watch the meteor shower tonight, say triffids
12-08-13
triffid
TONIGHT’S meteor shower is essential viewing, according to a new species of alien carnivorous plant.
Triffid Julian Cook mysteriously arrived on Earth six months ago as part of a cluster of strange space-seeds.
He said: “To get the best view, use a pair of binoculars. That should magnify the beautiful, blinding light.
“Of course any resulting sight impairment will only be temporary. We’ll be certain not to pick you off with our deadly whip-like stings while you crawl in the gutter like hapless prey animals.
“Then feast on your succulent decaying flesh.
